Laugh it out!

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I am a set of curtains!

Pull yourself together, man!


Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a bell.

Well, just go home and if the feeling persists, give me a ring.


Doctor, doctor, people tell me I'm a wheelbarrow.

Don't let people push you around.


Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm invisible.

Who said that?!


Doctor, doctor, nobody understands me.

What do you mean by that?


Doctor, doctor, People keep ignoring me!

Next!


Doctor, doctor, No one believes a word I say.

Tell me the truth now, what's your REAL problem?


Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pack of cards.

I'll deal with you later.


Doctor, doctor, people keep telling me I'm ugly!

Lay on the couch, face down.


Doctor, Doctor, I can't stop stealing things.

Take these pills for a week; if that doesn't work I'll have a color TV!


Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a spoon.

Sit there and don't stir.


Doctor, doctor, I'm manic-depressive.

Calm down. Cheer up. Clam down. Cheer up. Calm...


Doctor, doctor, I keep trying to get into fights.

And how long have you had this complaint?

Who wants to know?


Doctor, doctor, I can't concentrate, one minute I'm ok, and the next minute, I'm blank!

And how long have you had this complaint?

What complaint?


Doctor, doctor, I feel so short!

No problem. Hop up on the couch.


Doctor, doctor, I feel like a small bucket.

You do look a little pail.


Doctor, doctor, I've only got 59 seconds to live.

Wait a minute please.


Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears.

Don't answer


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